True enough. I do appreciate the knowledge and experience but my Spidey Sense picked up on a certain "je ne sais quoi" of a guy who's achieved moderate success and wants to pick on small-market news anchors and viewers. Perhaps I've jumped to conclusions, and if so I apologize of course.

I'm a Chiefs fan. You don't have to tell me twice!

That A.J. Clemente language won't get you to the network level.

It looks classic!

I wonder if the refs were too busy watching the play on the field to really see all that.

There's also the situation of having an OLD, no-longer-available plan that's cheaper than current plans. If a new contract means you've got to get a new plan and be locked into an extra $20 over two years, that costs you $480, which might be more expensive than just buying a phone outright and sticking with the plan…

It's weird, right? I guess it's just a small-market/small-staff thing.

What channel was that on?

It's not bad, but he's just reading lines from the movie.

I'd put money on it being good. But it's really a taste issue.

I don't know if that counts as a formal audition.

Hehehe. It was a TelePrompTer (real spelling) control.

Did you write this in 2004 and just hit send?

Nobody complains when Peyton Manning does the same thing for 15 years.

Cool story, bro.

You should totally sign up.

I don't know if you've been to North Dakota, but I think there's ample time for silliness while still hearing everything going on around town.

Whoa! A guy who actually worked in local TV news is right here! There are FAR more people who WANT to work in it than there all jobs. You must be a real life celebrity!

We're all very impressed.

That was fun!