It's not bad, but he's just reading lines from the movie.

I'd put money on it being good. But it's really a taste issue.

I don't know if that counts as a formal audition.

Hehehe. It was a TelePrompTer (real spelling) control.

Did you write this in 2004 and just hit send?

Nobody complains when Peyton Manning does the same thing for 15 years.

Cool story, bro.

You should totally sign up.

I don't know if you've been to North Dakota, but I think there's ample time for silliness while still hearing everything going on around town.

Whoa! A guy who actually worked in local TV news is right here! There are FAR more people who WANT to work in it than there all jobs. You must be a real life celebrity!

We're all very impressed.

That was fun!

Am I the only non-Panthers, non-Patriots fan who just thinks that was the right call? Giving the Patriots a near-freebie touchdown to win the game on a penalty that didn't look like it affected the play would have me feeling cheated as a viewer.

Zing!

I'm a Chiefs fan and I want Peyton Manning to be healthy. I want to see the Chiefs take on the best and let whatever happens happen.

Wow, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandad sounding off! Grampa Calhoun, ya' rascal. I disagreed with you on the slavery thing, but you make a decent point here.

Well, they're college players...though...you probably know that in which case you're making a very clever point.

I saw a car dealer billboard that said they "support the troops" and said loudly to my wife - who just LOVES hearing me talk back to billboards, by the way - "Yeah, not like those Nazis at Glendale Kia or the Commies at Southtown Ford who hate the troops." You're right, the support-the-troops thing is about as bold a…

Another good point. I'm still on the "against" side, but that's a really good point.

It's a good point about the blue, but still...how do you not see the red streaks as at least "looking just like blood". There's no way - in an extensive uniform design and approval process, with a lot of different managers, marketers and designers on hand and giving notes along the way - that it wasn't incredibly…