Our cities are havin' a football fat-off Thursday night.

Wait wait wait, they're playing PRESEASON HOCKEY, on a HOT MONDAY AFTERNOON? We can give Miami a break on this one.

Yeah, but this one's egregious. I'm glad the US team never pulls stuff this bad.

Why does he have to fly down there for you to show him that you're a pussy? Just upload a video.

Funny!

A congratulatory slow clap for all of the commenters who cleverly concluded that these are probably actors. You truly stand head and shoulders above the rest of us, who hadn't for even a fleeting moment thought to be skeptical. We are all very impressed, and glad you shared your insight with us. Well done! A…

...said the guy who wrote the initial condescending post.

(Price is Right "thanks for playing" sound)

The blue Bubbilicious has to be my favorite part. Isn't that the pack with the punk-rock duck on it?

It's not really about football.

You must be a constitutional scholar.

Totally agree about Brandon Routh. I liked him a lot.

If the point was really taken, you would have stopped there.

Why is it that when some folks see someone pretty in a successful profession they assume they performed some sexual favor to get there?

I'm not sure if I should give this the ol' gold star or not.

Nah. Soccer will be fine.

You guys have Rivers! Sure he throws tantrums, but he throws a lot of touchdowns too.

There's no way that's an accident. Ew.

True, but the three cities mentioned are significantly more orange and red than the yellow blobs that make up less interested cities like Los Angeles or Seattle.

He probably went with, "Hi, I'm Lamar Hunt's kid....Yeah, the guy who invented the Super Bowl, the Denver Broncos and New England Patriots. More or less, sure."