Worth noting two things:

Pat Riley Just got away with Getting Goran Dragic for the equivalent of a 1983 Chevrolet Chevette and power rangers on laser disc

Well, thankfully Radio Shack is closing down. Problem solved.

This is clearly a case of celebrity ignorance. Having a platform and an opinion, but being uninformed. Allow me to try & help with my ad hoc sexual timeline:

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

I wanna trip that guy with the obnoxiously gigantic stabilizing arm tripod thing.

It's like the nude beach scene from Euro Trip. Bunch of horny dudes, and when one hot chick shows up they all flock to her.

Don't sleep on the grip strength required to keep the barbell relatively level.

That's not a Wagoneer... it's a Willys Jeep Station Wagon.

Wrangler. Yeah, the Cherokee is a nice mall cruiser that can party in dirt, but Wrangler.

The lightweight materials on my car are just where shit's missing... :/

Does it really matter if it's a butt or a belly? When it comes to RGIII, no one is really expecting accuracy.

If they really want to get rid of them, all they need to do is swap the VIN, and let Homeland Security take care of the rest.

Thats like saying no civilian needs a jeep wrangler because it was originally designed as a military vehicle.

"Please."

Except for his eventual testicle face

*emails spreadsheet to boss, 5 min before deadline*