I remember the talk I got before my first car show:

So many hoodies...

The guy that has to show everyone how cool he is by doing/attempting burnouts, by association making the responsible car guys look like dicks to the community.

"Hands Up, Don't Shoot" is this season's ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

Fear boners are the most powerful tool of human survival.

Crossfit is a retarded cult.

Can't fathom why people would spend hundreds of dollars to do what I do in the comfort of my neighbor's finished basement.

Nicely done, but I want to see it in one continuous shot- like this classic Honda ad which WAS done in one take.

Nice, but I like OK Go's better.

Doesn't hurt to have Ray Hudson calling it either!

I would've been like, "LOOK AT THE SCOREBOARD LOSER!"

The wagons... All of them:

Anyone else still waiting for that Wrangler based pickup, the Gladiator, that Jeep actually keeps a page active for? A kit just isn't enough...

Come on Georgia Tech. You can do it.

Rod, is that you?

1961 Econoline with an LS swap, weird and full of want

Beetle. Made over 2 million, simple as hell to fix. Decent on fuel AND IT'S CUTE!!!!

[drops mike and walks off stage]