"Hands Up, Don't Shoot" is this season's ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

Fear boners are the most powerful tool of human survival.

Crossfit is a retarded cult.

Can't fathom why people would spend hundreds of dollars to do what I do in the comfort of my neighbor's finished basement.

Doesn't hurt to have Ray Hudson calling it either!

I would've been like, "LOOK AT THE SCOREBOARD LOSER!"

The wagons... All of them:

Anyone else still waiting for that Wrangler based pickup, the Gladiator, that Jeep actually keeps a page active for? A kit just isn't enough...

Come on Georgia Tech. You can do it.

Rod, is that you?

1961 Econoline with an LS swap, weird and full of want

Beetle. Made over 2 million, simple as hell to fix. Decent on fuel AND IT'S CUTE!!!!

[drops mike and walks off stage]

There are two kinds of JKU owners. The ones who move their transfer cases, and the ones who give you a confused look when you mention a 'transfer case.' The latter are posers, the former are the people who always wanted a Wrangler but can't go without the practicality of four doors.

Hey NCAA anytime you want to look into boosters paying for Nick Saban's house instead of picking on Student Athletes it's okay with me.

North Murica!

Hopes and dreams.