Oh. You're crying because you're hungry? How about a knuckle sandwich?!

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules:

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

This was filmed in Australia.

He only scored that because he was wearing his lucky squirrel on top of his head.

This would be me.

that the crazy flying gun that they built the A-10 around?

So lots of tongue, got it.

Most of all, it's a not so subtle "I told you so" to Pagani's neighbors in Sant'Agata.

M12 Light Transport. AKA Warthog. With the hydrogen fuel cell. Yes reproductions have been made. But do they have a fuel cell or 30mm chain gun, gauss cannon, or rocket launcher? Plus it can into rally car (races in Halo).

So wait - The car that is having problems while still covered under warranty is getting them fixed? AND the car is also getting other pro-active fixes done for parts that have been known to cause issues? AND the manufacturer is offering a loaner car? AND the owner of the car didn't have to deal with a dealer at any…

"You know what they say..."

Subaru Outback/Forester

This is most likely 100% accurate. But I still don't like them.

you lost me at PT cruiser.

Times I have cash on me:

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

He's a man! He's 40!

There are two types of people in this world: People who like Yuengling and people who are wrong.

By the time you can "see" your tires need air, you needed air a while ago.