If there isn't a clutch pedal, it's not a manual.

You can tell it was an official event by the existence of a scantily clad woman to start the race.

All of this because Landon Donovan wasn't selected? Seems a little crazy.

Shame on you! I just so happen to have a skin condition (selfishness) that requires that I carry my bathtub everywhere I go!

if I was doing something illegal, and someone came up to me with a vicious dinosaur, i'd stop doing it.

I'm so fucking sick of the constant TG comparisons/whining I could fucking scream.

EHEM!!!!

Here's my top-15 mock draft. This is at least as good as Mike Mayock's:

No matter what you think of the man or the politician, President Ronald Reagan had a Jeep CJ-8 Scrambler pickup.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... Wait... Ghana and Portugal, too? Shit.

It is surprisingly quick and, I wasn't really thinking about it it when I slammed on the go pedal going up an on-ramp. It does 60 mph in 5.6 seconds so it's not slow. My brain is programmed to think Accord = family = responsible = slow. Clearly that's not the case.

I couldn't finish reading this. My brother was a Marine infantryman in Ramadi in the fall of 2005. He was hit by an IED during a night patrol and had shrapnel and pieces of his Humvee lodged in both of his legs; the unit's corpsman saved his life when he dragged his body off the burning truck despite being under heavy…