Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

I had a single honey badger clear out a stronghold for me in FC4. It did not give a shit that their were twenty heavily armed men, it ran in there and cleared them out within a minute, top.

Counterpoint: NO, I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG! ALEX SMITH IS OUR HERO / HOLY SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED???

Need a new bikini streamer? Why not Zoidberg?

My other theory:

The only Baba Yaga in Russian lore that counts is this one.

They should make a Reliant Robin too

Vaults though, those are awesome.

Well, it would have to be Katy Perry - “Firework”, now wouldn’t it?

Just when I think I’m tired of it, they throw in something weirdly awesome, like the all-girl musical stage version.

Wilson, Pulsipher, Isringhausen.

Oh hush, now - that’s how women really look. I pose like that all the time once my spine has been broken (just a little!) and my joints pulled loose. I’m like a human Gumby with tits! I have spray-glued clothes because it’s the only way to keep my boobs, which are each the size of my head (minus the teased-out hair),…

*spots a turtle and aims his rifle*

I can’t wait to see Drag Me To Shell.

Wow, Mike and Fiona have really changed.....