We spoke to Derek regarding his interview yesterday and he completely understands the severity of the situation and he apologizes if it offended anyone. That was not his intention at all, but he’s taking full responsibility for it.

What a hypocrite. He’s been stretching that shirt out for YEARS. 

I read this exact same advice in Goop, except it was paprika instead of salt, oat milk instead of beer, pouring it on your clit instead of drinking it, and instead of changing your life in the abstract it eliminated the discomfort of menopause.

First they came for Alex Jones and BarStool said nothing. Then BarStool swatted on Twitch and Don Jr. said nothing. Where will it end?

Oh I’d love to see them drop in and record that segment from Iris’ porch which looks like a good porch.

Have they done a Let’s Remember Some Basketball Guys segment?

And in this case, they are also all crammed into an RV with their own parents exposing their childhood through images and videos as a way to “build a brand” through affiliate links and sponcon.

Children need opportunities to grow away from their parents and siblings. This is a highly inappropriate way to raise children who you hope to be fully functional in our society.
Children who move around a lot growing up have been found to have a poorer quality of life as they try to settle as adults and often perform…

the man who Facetimed Ramirez was caught with 435 grams of fentanyl

Nothing but respect for MY Presidents.

Ron Karkovice doesn’t even have that many Ron Karkovice cards.

Coming soon: “5 Ways the Colangelo burners embody the Ride or Die spirit of the Fast and Furious crew”

This is such BS. I’ve worked with Colangelo. He would never do this. Would a man with such normal collars even think to do this? He’s a class act.

If PFT Commenter is such a good guy as we’re always told by dudes online, then I would imagine knowing that his fanbase are the dumbest dipshits on the internet would really bum him out and make him miserable.

Why? Because (A) Lebron is the GOAT, (B) his struggle to achieve success in life despite being surrounded by helpless nimrods is depressingly analogous to the life that each of us live each day and (C) watching Boston sports teams lose is perhaps the greatest joy imaginable.

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

I confess, I very much like his schtick of making fun of, well, people who would have commented over at PFT.

I am absolutely going to start betting on my 4 yo’s youth soccer league this fall. I’m hoping bookies will give me odds on half the team picking their noses before the first goal is scored.

Usually I’d make a joke about how many albums T. I. could milk out of this but, naw, not today. I hope T. I. and Tiny sue the ever loving shit out of everyone from the owners of the gated community, the PD and that tramp ass security guard.

The spirit of Tomsula lives on.