It isn’t just shooting puppies! It’s throwing puppies off a bridge and then shooting them as they struggle not to drown in a river.

Yes I think I took this all too seriously.

Blood Meridian is the most brutally violent book/movie/video game I’ve consumed. The middle third of that book is just relentless.

You are a sweet boy, Albert.

What are the proper standards for foul calling in pick up basketball? In my regular game, any kind of clear declaration of a foul during the act of shooting means the offense keeps the ball if the shot does not go in and that the basket counts if the shot does go in.

“I like to bet on horses, I like to bet on dogs,” Sager told the Associated Press. “I’ve bet on a lot of things with a lot higher odds than this.”

The Frontline episode where they cut between this guy talking and a JP Morgan guy spewing spewing a buncha bullshit is so on point.

“The market is saturated,” said Sofia Estevez, executive vice president at the developer TF Cornerstone, which will begin offering apartments in a 25-story, 714-unit rental building at 33 Bond Street next spring. “I think it’ll take a couple years to stabilize.”

There are a bunch of regional Comcast Sports Networks that air the local market NBA games. Why they don’t use this jam, I do not know.

This is true, but considering the number of people speaking out against it, you could expect that at least one member of the council would vote against it or at least abstain.

Looks like he’s back on the horse steroids.

LeBron James ascended to Heaven and dunked the Warriors into a black hole on his way.

And yet he’d rather take a cab than bus! Unbelievable.

Assuming no one acts like a sociopath, on-court chemistry leads to off-court friendships, too. At each game of which I’ve been a part, the regulars do things like get together for drinks, look after each other’s kids, help with job searches, and go in on a thoughtful gift each time another player gets married.

The best form of transportation here in New York City is walking, followed by the subway. The third best form of transportation is “a car that someone else is driving for a small fee.”

I think I’ve only had one landlord ever who wasn’t either a real dickhead, completely clueless to proper social interaction, or both.

This man is yucky.

Gotta hand it to Ken Starr, the guy knows how to run a sham of an investigation.

‘The fuck is the Gold Bond?

Ever since on a lark I watched “Draft Day,” one of the dumbest movies I have ever seen, and later learned it had a 60 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes, I have been dismissive of RT. Take a look at some of the sources that pass as critics for Rotten Tomatoes these days and you’ll quickly realize it’s not a very…