Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

But it’s hilarious that a player posts an admonition not to call the Patriots assholes on social media, on social media.

I must’ve been watching the wrong game cause Buck and Aikman had their mouths so full of cowboy dick I couldn’t understand them.

Yeah. A receiver barely staying in bounds as he receives a perfectly thrown ball is the epitome of the prevent defense. Were you even watching the game?

The prevent defense...preventing teams from winning since forever.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

Lindt and Ghiradelli

Hershey’s Chocolate is fucking terrible and I will fight people over this. They’ve conditioned America to accept it as the standard for milk chocolate when in reality it’s like 90% corn syrup. I’ll eat it if it is sitting around, but it’s trash compared to other readily available brands like Lindt and Ghiradelli.…

As a tribute to San Diego, it should be 72 degrees. And sunny.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

HAHAHAHAHAH. Fuck off to a location where you’ll pay rent and play barely 8th fiddle in a market that absolutely does not give a shit about your mediocre franchise. You thought you had it bad in San Diego? You’ll again be the away team in a stadium that won’t even be yours(!), and you won’t even have the small number…

When you host one of the only two teams in the league to not meet 90% attendance for the year, you have to add a second team.

Yeah, but rooming with Jim Tomsula would be kinda fun.

LA struggling to fill their stadium or get TV ratings is the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard. They didn’t fill their stadiums in the 90's. Not sure why anybody thought they would now.

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

Steelers fan here. It was hard, but clean.

And not a declared war anywhere to be found.

You really think it works?

I’ve never actually seen this before, I’ll watch it. It can’t be as bad as everyone says.