parthenogenesis and viviparous.

Well I guess I will sound like a dick saying these things don’t impress me anymore. Hey cool, you set up domino’s for 10 days straight and we got a 5 minute video of them toppling over. Hey cool you set up a pool shot from the point of sinking a golf putt on a bar and than worked your way backwards until it kept…

Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

But it’s hilarious that a player posts an admonition not to call the Patriots assholes on social media, on social media.

I must’ve been watching the wrong game cause Buck and Aikman had their mouths so full of cowboy dick I couldn’t understand them.

Yeah. A receiver barely staying in bounds as he receives a perfectly thrown ball is the epitome of the prevent defense. Were you even watching the game?

The prevent defense...preventing teams from winning since forever.

In a world where they can literally see the explosion of a planet lightyears away in real time...distance is a fluid concept... or JJ Abrams honestly doesn’t know how big space is.......

It’s such a dumb scene in so many ways, not least of which is: How the hell did Plutt get there so damned fast? Even in a world with lasers, the ability to operate in space without a suit, and spacewizards, this strains credulity.

Which Rob Lowe are you talking about?! Dude works a ton. I won’t include the IMDb link to shame you.

So, over ten years, you will spend $30,000 for t.v.... And Americans wonder why they’re broke..

Comcast plant! Don’t troll me!

It’s tricky, have you seen how fast they run?

Because there are standards in place for safety and building codes and storage units are not made to have people living in them like this from a fire hazard standpoint at least. And there’s no plumbing of any kind so anyone living there has to use the next door gas station for bathroom breaks and showering? And he…

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

Well, let’s see.

This is Gawker. Genius is pretty much anyone who can fog up a mirror.

I’ve never actually seen this before, I’ll watch it. It can’t be as bad as everyone says.