"And it's about two decades away from any sort of of successful medication being discovered."

Peeps can watch a shit-quality version of that cafe scene right here:

I do agree that taking it in as a singular experience is a much better idea than attempting to compare it to the original. I also think Pete Postlethwaite's Roland Tembo deserves special mention. What a terrific performance and character.

The AV Club turned into io9 so quickly I hardly even noticed.

No one's mentioned "Rock N' Roll Damnation" yet so I'll just say "Rock N' Roll Damnation" tho. Great opening track.

Remember kids: if it don't have the seal, it ain't O'Neal™!

As someone who was pretty unsatisfied with a lot of stuff in Man Of Steel, I'll give you that one.

Fussy Dean: "AYYYYY VEEEEEE CLUUUUUB!"

[Ruffles your hair and hands you a BB pistol] Aww, we could never forget you guys.

He's actually really good in it.

OK.

Grandma's Boy is legitimately funny at least…55-60% of the time.

I always go to this video when I'm feeling down:

I'm surprised by how palatable I find Coke Zero. Sure, it's not the best thing, but the sweetner they used is nowhere near as offensive as traditional diet sodas.

Hey, I think these sons of bitches stole the idea from a tweet of mine!

If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.

I think Hanks worked so well as a villain in that movie because, while the character is clever, he's still a bit of a daffy fuckup and also because The Ladykillers is a comedy.

I just want to say that this has been an almost UNBEARABLY reasonable discussion on the internet about a TV show and thanks to everyone in the thread to who participated.

I know everything's a podcast these days, but that would make a hell of a podcast, at the very least.

FULL TILT, BABY. YEAH!