FU deadspin, watch Trump win

OMG Why can't I collapse some comments? My scroll finger hurts.

I thought the look on Alex's face said "hoe did these people get through the screening?"

I love how these comments are so above board and would never wonder what was that dot on Jenny's top lip.
Whoops, I mean she had great teeth.
Not in the spirit either?…

How about when Julie couldn't quite stifle a laugh at another dumb Damien question? Thant was fun.

The Last CSI

Wait, what? I don't want to sass my superiors but "Annie dropped $3,400 to win with $13,200" Who was Annie (besides a gun getter)?

Yes, Bridget is squeaky clean fresh (cute) and smart. Canadian guys are lucky.

Trebek "rapping" like Fresh Prince. We couldn't see him but I wonder if he had his hands in front of his mouth

"Screw" is one of the six simple machines. Lever, wheel, inclined plane, wedge and pulley are the others (This was pointed out to me during a "battle" on 500 Questions).

I saw him in a Minneapolis skyway last year…

Hiring is limited to people with cool names. Calling Dr. Schick! Dr. Schlick, Schlick, Schlick…

I didn't spank my kids but I wouldn't judge another parent for doing it. Something quick to get their attention or something drawn out over the course of a day (which allows you to back down gracefully).

Yes, those people from SW Ohio are usually inveterate liars or congressmen.

"Expanded from a 2009 short of the same title" - didn't expand the content, just s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d it. It was funny at times and I wanted to like it but it seemed a long 83 minutes. It was hard to get a fix on the actors Slate and Hoffman {all ethnic white girls look alike?}
Jake Lacy was a hoot, in a good way.

Did Todd have a stroke? ". And without Don around, SC&P functioned just fine, with nobody really the wiser that the man wasn’t around anymore. We think that Don is important but mostly because he’s the protagonist of the story. Center this story around any other character (except perhaps Roger), and everything would…

When Pete said “I hate to say, but I knew where to find you” I thought he was speaking to Bonnie because he thought she would be flirting it up with Don.

Sorry, I should have written: Summary of article:
Fat, fat…
I do appreciate the etiquette lesson of hashtags on A.V. Club

Grammar troll here, sorry but I care too much.

Jimmy "the brow" Garrapolo