This is a HUGE upgrade to the iPod touch. Retina display AND FaceTime!?! I think I'll let the camera resolution slide.

I think the monochrome buttons look very cool, but they're impractical. The onscreen controls now don't match the controller. Not a real problem for regular gamers but casual or new gamers would be thrown off a bit I think.

I used to coil up the cord on my orange Zapper and tie it in a knot so I could play with it like a regular toy pistol. I loved that 'click-clang!' that the trigger made.

@moe52: Exactly what I did once. Busted the neck off and spilled beer and glass all over the floor.

Please don't do this. I did it once and cracked the neck off the bottle sending glass into the beer and I've seen it really trash the edge of a countertop. Just take 2 seconds and find a knife, lighter, or actual bottle opener.

@Tim the Enchanter: This is just apps available, not apps downloaded. Just because you charge for an app doesn't mean people will buy it.

Chocolate bars:

@The world will know squalor.: I'm a monster!

@EnemaBagJones: Some of the funniest stuff to ever reach broadcast television. Pure genius.

@aupton: Great allusion!

I want a new KB for Final Cut editing. The thin Apple keyboards we have bite. Programming macros is exactly what I need. And I love a loud enter key that I can really smash when I'm stressed.

Anyone catch the 2001 reference? TMA-1? Matte black, non reflective. And containing magnets.

@buckyboy2009: Harry Hong already has the high scores for the socal machine for Tetris TGM3.

USAA @ Home is great. I do not have a USAA credit card nor do I use their insurance. I do still have the ability to use their @ Home service. I am not even in the military. I qualified because I had a family member in the armed service, I have an auto loan and I qualify for USAA insurance. I love this service…

USAA @ Home is great. I do not have a USAA credit card nor do I use their insurance. I do still have the ability to use their @ Home service. I am not even in the military. I qualified because I had a family member in the armed service, I have an auto loan and I qualify for USAA insurance. I love this service…

@Hello! My name is Anonymous: It's crazy how he has just blown up lately. Of all the goofy comedy actors around though, he is the funniest, and deserves the success, IMO

Buy this issue. Very good, as usual. Also a great article on Apple vs AT&T's behind the scenes blame game.

I think this is really funny, sort of clever, and mostly impractical. I think the coffee cup or ice cream are too big to actually carry, but the ketchup packets might be better.

@Segador: HAHA! I wish I'd thought of that. My dorm only had 3 washers and 6 dryers and on the weekend it was impossible to get one.