Mr. Taylor,

That’s just a spring roll w/ even more farts built in.

why randomly hit a bus driver?

And have a jump competition.

Man, I thought throwing my dry old Xmas tree out my second-story window was bad! We did yell “look out below!” before we heave-ho’d, for what it’s worth. Sounds like you had yourself a proper Office Space moment.

Frickin’ stance bros getting to commercial aircraft now? 

“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas”

Tell me more about this electric motorcycle? I’ve got my eye on a Zero SR/F. Not the electrocution part; the ‘wow, this is fun’ part.

“If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.”
-Pedro

A master planned community is nothing new, but this is just a fantasy of someone with virtually unlimited budget.

Mara-a-Lago’s gone, so there’s that.

Some would say thats still too much Florida. 

Det. Corbin: She’s guilty. I have no evidence, no proof, no motive, no statement, no recovered assets, but I’m willing to testify that she’s guilty, just because I say so.

Good on yer cousin. It’s gotta suck to be forced to change jobs because, “What do you want us to do? Tell cops not to be racist? We’ve tried nothing, and we’re all out of ideas!”

Impressive, but why do I picture him camped in the HOV lane doing 57MPH with a line of 100 cars blocked behind him?

So it was a Broccoli Rob-bery?

Not sure if I dislike the dimwits that pushed them for this or the spineless twits that capitulated to the dimwits more. I’d say HD lost a customer but their image already held zero appeal.

He and Musk do make a good pair...