What does Elon know about great humor?

Then again, Elon brought us the Cybertruck, which is about as big a joke as I can imagine...

The dickless wonder with negative self-esteem that would buy this could care less about the repair expense. They’ll probably brag about it.

If I have pot why would I need a cruise ship?

Your sister is indeed a hot girl with that car history, respectfully.

Markwayne is a truckstop cumshot of a name.

Has he tried not being a cunt?

I expect it from every company in every market these days.

The crazy thing is that I am sure he would infinitely prefer to defend his height (to quote George Costanza, “It is not a lie if you believe it is true”) than field questions like “your brand of fascism is immensely unpopular with other fascists across the US. Is it more of an indictment on you that other Nazis find…

I certainly wish the motorcyclist well. I hope its nothing serious.

The TB12 diet is getting weirder. 

Let the Navy use it for target practice. Might as have some fun with it before it becomes a reef.

God do I hate the whole “you absolutely need to see this movie in theater” propaganda bullshit. Everytime I go to the movies, the preshow is full of clips of actors and/or directors saying how important it is to see their film in theaters, or thanking us for seeing the film in theaters - buddy, I’m already in the…

I’m seriously starting to suspect that the script to our current reality is being written by buggy AI.

Only attempted murder will get the cop paid leave and a promotion. Now if it was a murder then the cop would just get paid leave and then fired. But also hired by the next police station a few counties over.

Which is appropriate because he is truly an ass and he is his own (and only) best friend.

this was a big manly friend who told him this with tears in his eyes.  Sobbing “Sir......”

The Ford “Police Interceptor” badge tells you all you need to know. Run, don’t walk, away from this. 

Agreed, but I’d want him also not to receive a dime while in jail from music royalties. Give the money to the victims and their families.

None of the houses mentioned look authentic.