I have a feeling that if Trump weren’t surrounded by sycophants that isolate him from reality, the shut down would have been over a few days after it began. I think that has more of an impact on him than the nut job talking heads.

They should do something like British Parliment does where they slam the door on Black Rod as a show of defiance to the crown.

There’s no fucking way Trump knows about Wounded Knee or Little Big Horn.

So we can move out of it

Collusion or not, the reason Russian propaganda pushed Trump so hard wasn’t because Turmp and Putin were best friends. They may be. But regardless, Putin (as an ex-KGB agent who understands the importance of legitimacy and trustworthiness of governmental institutions and how to break those aspects for Russian benefit)…

Rep. Tlaib really should have gone with daughterfucker.

Silly rabbit, believing that the rule of law still exists in America.

I’m going with Paris Hilton for the new owner.

As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.

Drive one & you’ll see just how horribly wrong you are. 

I would settle for a judge ordering the mother to change the kid’s name to something normal, AND changing her own name to Abcde.

It’s a very good question.

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

next customer is Saudi Arabia, so they can classify decapitations as accidents...

COTD

In a world where the U.S. Prez openly and freely lies about everything from the size of his inauguration crowd to...well, anything, with complete impunity and lack of repercussions, he could just declare that local authorities are overwhelmed and in the Repugnicon mindset it would be true.

This is what is called an amphiboly logical fallacy. They are conflating the literal meaning of invasion (which the US military is charged with preventing) with the figurative meaning to justify the use of the military.

Is that truck camo designed to be effective in Minecraft or something?

Is the story here road rage? Or the crew cab with the license plate “BEEZZZZ”?!?!

How this will actually play out, in real life:
Army: “materials scientists have worked for decades to reduce the weight of your kit by 20%!”
Every Sergeant Major Everywhere: [scrambles to figure out how to make Soldiers carry 20% more gear]