I was on a job in Riyadh when Duterte was meeting with the royals at my hotel. We were on our way back from the jobsite but our hotel was shut down because security, so we had to park on the street and wait. There is an abundance of Filipino workers in Saudi, and I was surprised to see a lot them outside the hotel…

And maybe aliens and their UFOs. Bigfoot, too.

There’s nothing wrong here.  It’s patina; it’s cool.

KJU was probably planning on taking him hostage until he realized how fucking annoying DJT is.  I don’t think we could offer enough.

It’s 2019; a damn Prius will do 100 mph.

A good portion of my high school classmates (Rim High, class of ‘90) found employment and lost their virginity within the confines of Santa’s Village.

All chaps are assless.  Just sayin’...

Jesus Christ that photo is fucking creepy.

So Jason Bourne and the guy with the busted schnoz from The Walking Dead built a racecar for Batman?

When did Xhibit start working at Volkswagen?

That dog is SO dead by the end of the movie.

How ‘bout a pic of the ingredients?

“Why did you turn?!!”

“I never got a hole-in-one, but I did hit a guy. And that’s WAY more satisfying”

This.

+1.

Somebody actually watched the halftime show?

You’d be surprised at how many of them are stay-at-home moms or Registered Nurses.

You can always tell a contractor’s house because it’s cobbled together with all kinds of mismatched finishes, all stuff he had leftover from client’s builds.

Because Mommy & Daddy want to brag to their friends that their little angel goes to ‘SC.  “Oh, your daughter goes to Cal Poly?  That’s cute.”