My wife’s driver’s ed consisted of learning to drive a HMMWV off road in Texas during a training exercise. She had NEVER driven a car before enlisting. Her silly Sergeant dared her to catch air off of a little mound of dirt off the side of the hardball. My wife has never stepped back from a dare, and was looking to…

When does Hamster get to drive it?

This is the Saudi Arabian driving experience in a nutshell. They have to augment stop signs with gigantic speed bumps.

Low profile FTMFW. I’ve ridden with private security companies in some pretty sketchy locales. An obviously armored, shiny new Suburban with the security companies logo on the door and uniformed operators felt like riding inside a big fat target of opportunity. However, I always felt safest in an unmarked beater with…

Nailed it.

Bingo.

This is the comeback of a SocMed pro.

Super Duty Limited? More like Super Limited Duty. Who’s gonna really want to put the hurt on a $100k truck?

Yes, get rid of brain Crash and “The American.” Hire Kimi to be the test driver: “Car handled well.” “Car handled bad.”

Blue Steel? More like Green Clay, amirite?

New way for Kim Jong Haircut to raise money for food missiles: Rent out his diplomatic plates to New Yorkers who don’t want to pay for parking. I figure he could turn a profit if he undercut the cost of a parking ticket by, say, half?

This may be a bit long, but… 

The 45 year old in me wonders what kind of long-term effects Mr. Blockenstein will suffer due to the high levels of tire smoke he has inhaled.

KSA plates. Big surprise...

As a 17-year-old bus boy in the mountains in CA, I called the restaurant during a whiteout snowstorm to see if they still needed me to come in.

Price it out at 20k over what it’s worth, and it’ll sell like hotcakes. Its ugly face will exclaim its exclusivity, and that’s just what the Jones-keeper-uppers are looking for.

Car? I got nuthin’. Car part?

Somebody told Massport they should focus on going green. Massport took it the wrong way.

And when you get your wits about you to wear one, please go full face. See that 19.4%? That’s the part of your noggin that is most likely to impact the ground.

How dare you. That’s offensive to seals.