So, this time, it wasn’t tire pressure?

That couldn’t have been a dog. A junkyard dog is afraid of NOTHING. A Russian junkyard dog would have eaten the tire.

I think footage of camera drones getting destroyed during filming should totally be a thing. Why did I find that so satisfying?

Fuck this shit. If you’ve raised your right hand and worn the uniform, you’re an American citizen. Even if you became a criminal after you left the military.

Atrabilious? Do you kiss your mother wth that mouth?

Conspiracy Theory: ‘’Twas Dubya, not Putin, who engineered Trumps ascension to office. He just wanted to strip “Worst President Ever” from his legacy. Even if that meant replacing it with “Lovable Buffoon.”

Is there a single British show that we colonists will not co-opt into a steaming pile of horseshit?

Heh... My nephew is at Jump School right now, and his first duty station is going to be Alaska. So damn proud of that little shit.

I didnt know 14 year-old girls were into cars.

JWT wins. Thread = OVER.

Vladimir Putin, age 9.

Well if that was staged, then I’m a middle-aged office worker.

Damn, I missed the original story request. A belated entry:

Please don’t denigrate my beloved Cheetos like this.

I was once called to the carpet for a similar offense whilst employed at a Sams Club in Deepinaharta, Texas. I had mislabeled a return item, then amended it with the statement, “Correct item number is 435672, sorry, brainfart.” Apparently, one of the old bitties who hand out free samples took offense at my language…

I used to work chain control on Hwy 330 in the San Bernardino Mountains. You’d be AMAZED at how many flatlanders chained up the rear axle on a FWD car and vice versa. That, and how many bro (dozers) want to argue that they don’t need chains. If the CHP says all vehicles, it means ALL vehicles!

I think the plow operator meant that Matt specifically fellates persons of Jewish descent. Or maybe he’s just another asshole Boston plow driver.

$30 says E-Tech is a 25 year old living in his parents’ basement. He’s only posting BS on car forums because his mom cancelled his WoW account when he got fired from Wendy’s.

Well what do you expect when you live in “Fuck You ok” Japan?

I do this all the time, but only when I’m in the middle of a ton of traffic and I know it’s gonna be long wait for the light. I don’t see what the big fat deal is...