I took the LNER from Kings Cross to Edinburgh last year, and aside from the total lack of working power in the train, it was a very nice ride, and pretty fast too.

Whoo Whooo, I love these puns! Keep them chugging along!

What about my car, Lincoln LS 2001? 3.9L Jaguar AJ V8, 252 hp. It definitely can get up and go.

Someone is being grouchy cause they dont have a sportscar. I betcha if he actually had one, then he would be a lot less groucho and a whole lot more VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM *WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Tongue against the roof of your mouth. *plate 1* Lips. *plate 2* Add air, and you have a whistle.