Just give us THIS.

Dear Dealership,

2014 Jalopnik Batshit Babe Contestants

Give it up. "Dakar" is a brand name in this instance. The title is correct.

Better than dying in a nursing home. Commendable adventurous method of living life, Mr. Palante. RIP

I approve of this.

But.. Your Montero is a Mitsubishi, not an Isuzu... So it's not a Trooper..

I'll see your Nemo Mobile, and raise you a Hydra Schmidt Coupe Grau:

Those are just boxes stuffed to the top full of AA batteries silly.

Solitare

Yeah, should have crashed or showed his tits or something.

Just for a second. Just to see how it feels.

He was actually trying for 21 minutes but he ... lost his Focus.

when in doubt.. Flat out! He would be proud.

This looks like veins and muscular tissue. Not pasta.

Uh... Wasn't his car already a NPOCP car just a few months ago?? I swear it was...

Is it me, or does it seem out of proportion, like a bit too long?