It is just terrible.

Just knowing that you went to the bathroom is more interesting than this

Or a piano in a caravan

Was it not TVR and Aston Martin who's customers would pretty much be test mules for the company?

I remember driving my dads 1933 Bentley with him in the passenger seat. I over took someone on what I felt was a well sighted road in Scotland. After I was back in my lane he looked across and told me I had no imagination.

When I first moved to America, five years ago, people in my office were calling someone a douchebag. I had to Google it, to find out what it meant.

Parents car most definitely. Passed my test on the Wednesday, introduced my mums car to a lamppost on the Friday.

Wait, what? So my wife is right?

Don't evade anything anytime soon.

About 12 or 13 years ago I worked for a Yellow Directory, phone booky type thing in the UK. It was great for a guy in his early 20's, we got flown to whichever part of the country we were currently working in and picked up a new rental every week.

About 12 or 13 years ago I worked for a Yellow Directory, phone booky type thing in the UK. It was great for a guy in his early 20's, we got flown to whichever part of the country we were currently working in and picked up a new rental every week.

I am about to leave work, go home, kiss the baby and then spend the rest of the evening swapping the fuel pump out on a friends 1996 Jag XJ8.

Dude, my wife hates it when I go to the grocery store. It takes me hours to find things and I get very frustrated by items which are similarly packaged not all being in the same place. I swear that would make it easier.

I had to Google Lindsay Lohan to find out who she was after her crash. NPR, automotive websites and a complete aversion to people being famous, because they are famous, appears to be serving me well.

So, really you accelerate so hard that you start braking? So the Porsche Turbo we saw plowing through the Gas Station the other day would of been saved by trying to accelerate too hard?

I know exactly how you feel. I upgraded my phone last week and the sales person tried to sell me on a 4S. Being a Scotsman in America, a quick demonstration of our incompatibility reduced half the shop to fits of hysterics.

I have no idea how much money BMW spends on advertising, but sponsoring Bill Caswell, or at least chucking him a car, would be the best money they could spend.

Well, after seeing that wing in the 'wrong' place I fully intend to spend the next 10 minutes with my eyes closed, thinking of what my wife would look like with her boobs on her back

Although we all like team building days. Mr. Bahar's idea of Gin & Tonic Wednesday's might not have been a good one after all.

I have worked in automotive advertising in the UK and in the USA. During my 8 years or so, I have worked with 100's of dealerships of every shape and size - One stands out as the pure scum of the earth - A Buy Here Pay Here dealer. Don't get me wrong, there are some great companies out there who are actually helping…