Guys, why isn’t there a bot Twitter account that combines Yoko’s tweets with Kanye’s? It would be SO GREAT.

Man, if there’s any artist who could use a little less empowerment, it’s Kanye.

We’re still yassing, I think? Maybe not adding the queen onto it, but my 12 year old still yasssssssssssssses and I think she’s kind of trendy. ADMITTEDLY though we live in the south and we’re always behind on shit.

I say anyone that includes “Humble” in their karma speech should get a 10 point deduction against Shade.

How you know you are living your best life: Jamaica Kincaid sends you a fan letter.

My god, Jamaica Kincaid, if you read the comments here at Jezebel, please know you are one of my heroes. “Girl” changed my life.

My best friend let her daughters start using social media when they turned 13 last year. They don’t really use Facebook much, but they’re both pretty active on Twitter. I follow them both on Twitter just to keep an eye on them and to step in if an adult is needed. (BFF doesn’t use Twitter.)

I think Paris’ dress is supposed to be edgy, but all I see is gram-positive bacteria.

If you lose weight steadily, it is good for skin. If you drastically drop weight, especially when over 35, it just hangs there with no filler.

Id be willing to bet it's mostly run by her parents/management

I have a former co-worker who did and she had notifications turned on so she got a text whenever her daughter (and her friends) tweeted. Her daughter didn’t know that and it got her in trouble a few times.

English muffins with smooth peanut butter on them are delicious, especially when the peanut butter melts and goes runny.

Ain’t she?
I look at her pictures and hope her parents continue doing a good ass job keeping her grounded and focused on growing into her greatness.

I have kid relatives who seemed to have gone overnight from toddlers to driving cars and going to college. The arrow of time is a fucking. dick.

My girl was robbed for Beasts of the Southern Wild.

Dwayne Wayne y’all. I had the biggest crush on him dumb glasses and all.

Adele’s promo photos were in overexposed B&W for a long time because that’s how you hide bad skin. She’s started to appear in color more often because she seems to be taking better care of herself since she became a mother.

Someone I know recently shared a picture of Steven Tyler singing at some event recently and it took me a solid 15 minutes before I realized it wasn't an old lady with dark hair trying to be Stevie Nicks.

Quvenzhane’ Wallis is in 8th grade?!? When did that happen?