i think this is more why kids dont want adults...

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

Not a single comma. That put holes in my brain.

Increasingly unlikeable zillionaires starring in and directing a billion dollar movie financed by the motion picture industry, which is only a little less repellent than the military industry, about the working class being squeezed by the unethical efforts of the One Percent.

Are you OK?

He was probably using that newfangled social media ap: Splatchat.

It definitely takes the smug out of their sails.

Local happy hour alerts

$12.6 million in damages? Who knew liver damage could be so expensive?

Are you telling me you’ve never observed aggressive behavior in females before?
Ever been to a shoe sale?

This hypertexting is not elite.

Won’t someone think of the oxygen consumed during this controlled detonation!

That used to be a car.

Seeing that they play in Detroit next week, the Packers should have no trouble getting a much-needed shot in the arm. Or the toe. Or wherever they can find veins. Shots of heroin. Because drugs are widely available in Detroit. Because Detroit is a ruined place. America’s in trouble, folks.

+7.5

Why doesn’t he just drink recovery water instead?

“He has full motion and feeling in all extremities...”

for some reason this is like the single grosses picture I’ve ever seen.

I disagree. Getting forcibly pushed back by a 54 year old man is not a good look for a strength coach.

The pictures become even sadder when you realize that all of those people get their stock tips from Lenny Dykstra.