That is truly amazing. Now if Nicolás Maduro could only float the Venezuelan economy....

Snyder....Party of two...You’re table is ready

$100 probably buys a house in Kentucky

We should be focusing on the most important part of this story: McGee. Congrats to Rick Pitino for graduating one of his players, you don’t see that in Lexington.

Well, did the players at least implement Rick Pitino’s patented 15-second offense?

Promo Code: FUCKED

Under his sheet.

Pictured: Mac and Cheese.

They won’t be able to repeat as AFC Finalists if they keep this up.

This is going to be devastating news for his family when they sober up in 3 days.

What is it like focusing all your energy for months on such a colossal asshole?

If you ask me, it’s pretty tasteless of that fan in the parking lot to reenact such a dark moment in Chiefs’ history.

Sure, blame the bugs for the smell. How convenient.

Bullfighting...not his Fortes!

And I'm sure losing to Ted Cruz is the thing he's ashamed of most.

I’m no expert on the law, but could he win the case if he can show he killed the five hookers based on his religious beliefs?

Patton Oswalt made a movie about being a Giants fan. It’s not a love letter to fandom; it’s a dark comedic take on how pathetic Giants fans are.

Mark Davis doesn’t get a hair cut, he gets circumcised.

Does being fired from your own website count as being defeated?