Promo Code: FUCKED

Under his sheet.

Pictured: Mac and Cheese.

They won’t be able to repeat as AFC Finalists if they keep this up.

This is going to be devastating news for his family when they sober up in 3 days.

What is it like focusing all your energy for months on such a colossal asshole?

If you ask me, it’s pretty tasteless of that fan in the parking lot to reenact such a dark moment in Chiefs’ history.

Bullfighting...not his Fortes!

And I'm sure losing to Ted Cruz is the thing he's ashamed of most.

I’m no expert on the law, but could he win the case if he can show he killed the five hookers based on his religious beliefs?

Patton Oswalt made a movie about being a Giants fan. It’s not a love letter to fandom; it’s a dark comedic take on how pathetic Giants fans are.

Mark Davis doesn’t get a hair cut, he gets circumcised.

This was much more fun than the time Adrian Peterson and his sports baby did the whip.

It’s great advice, and all - but what if you’re black?

Does being fired from your own website count as being defeated?

Who wants a smugstache ride?

Glad to see his son choosing not to follow in his father’s footsteps by learning how to read and write.

This would all go away if Floyd would just hire them as sparring partners already.

Not sure the video will be much help, but glad he took a stab at it.