I think we found our motive.

Can’t argue with that, but I plug in external keys when it’s time to do serious playing/recording.

Okay, I’ll take on the role of the shitbird who has been psyched for this iPad Pro for the past two years. I am admittedly in the consumer margins, but there’s a very specific reason why it will (I swear, no hyperbole) be a game changer for me...

Then what we need from editorial producers like yourself is a detailed (visual graphic perhaps) look at the distinction between the legal and illegal video recording areas. Short of that, it’s really impossible to properly gauge guilt.

This article didn’t adequately explain the distinction between a “commissioner” versus a “commissioner’s office.” I’m not at all sure what you’re advocating for.

That’s wack for sure but the second officer isn’t exactly wrong to draw a correlation between fish ‘n chips and titty size.

I think you mean miner miracle.

Jeremy:

It would have been surprising if she wasn’t raped repeatedly. You can assume any woman kidnapped by ISIS is in line for a hellishly similar experience.

Weird because those pics of him in a cowboy hat don’t look gay at all.

Sounds like there may be a few things you don’t know a great deal about.

Cecil was hunting a Gisele.

HONKY LIPS

A bit maudlin in the light of The Post and subsequent fall out. Not as maudlin as that dumb post with the cat and headline begging not to be taken down (haha?) but nevertheless.

If NASCAR asks nice enough, I’m certain their fans will be happy to oblige.

Looks to me like the steering was more sensitive than he realized when he makes that first sudden move to the right, then he overcompensates on the correction turn left and by that point he’s toast.

I had the same impression. When I clicked this story I actually thought the topic would be how insane it is that every goddamn person is too preoccupied with thier phones to just take in the moment. I get how the “oh kids these days and their smartphones” is not an entirely original social critique in 2015, but jesus,…

“If you watch this video without my consent, then I hope you reflect on your reasons for objectifying me and participating in my rape...”

I’m curious what Billy Haisley has to say on this development since just the other day he said Sepp Blatter will run FIFA “until the day he dies”

Okay, not trying to be boastful at all but I consider myself (and others do as well) a total Fingerbangin’ fuckin’ Jedi. From high school to present day (middle aged, married, monogamous), I blast with the best of ‘em. And here’s what I’ve learned...