Congratulations, Mr. Spiegel, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Tesla which this lovely lady will deliver, without incident, as she is always on her toes.

I actually kinda like the design of the Sienna better - pretty slick looking  

Found the guy who doesn’t get it.

Most SUVs and sedans are just as soul-crushingly boring, but less practical. That’s the point.

You should lay off projecting your insecurities onto others.

You can’t buy masculinity, and you can’t buy emasculation either. Dodge’s marketing department will try to convince you otherwise, though.

Agreed - our ‘05 Odyssey pulls like a train, and will get you up to “trouble” speeds before you realize it

Not to stir anything up, but the Durango is about as chrome-laden as it gets (unless you’ve got the R/T).

“chrome-laden esmaculated minivan”

Meanwhile, crossovers are still languishing north of 10 seconds in many cases.

Crossovers are so much more uncool than minivans. People just haven’t realized this yet. I’m not joking....

I may or may not have smoked a guy driving a tC with a weedeater exhaust at a light coming from my sister-in-laws while in my Sienna last night. The pissed off look on his face was glorious. I love my minivan and the red rocket is faster than my Fusion, more comfortable, and more pleasurable to drive. That’s not even…

I don’t know about the design being necessarily bland. I would argue that it was the last Honda designed by the engineers. The next year they released the 7th gen Civic with MacPherson struts, because the accountants got to make the decision.

Yes, the next time I am in a medical emergency I will definitely call 911 and sit patiently for the ambulance to get to me instead of having somebody drive me to the emergency room so that I don’t piss of Katsumoto sitting comfortably in his car.

Agreed. The cop made zero effort to see if the intersection was clear. Totally his/her fault.

In this case, it seemed like perhaps the lights and sirens weren’t loud enough and bright enough for the speed the cruiser was traveling or something. Did you see the pedestrian walk in front of it a few seconds before the crash?

Completely blind intersection and sirens can be difficult to locate in an urban environment. The house on the left prevented the car from seeing the cop.

“It’s a neat car. Really neat. Flaws, yes, but certainly neat. If you want a car, and you like cars, you should look at this neat car, because it’s a car. Neat.”

OK, let’s use a side-on view of the 5-series Gran Turismo:

Back the truck up! What are you trying to say?