These posts are getting old. “Man parks collection of fire trucks in front of house” “man parks airplane in driveway”. Can we stop defending these people? They are any eyesore, and they make the neighborhood look like a circus, which hurts house prices. What’s so wrong with neighbors trying to maintain their house…

It must be a Monday because all I can think about is where her fingers are resting and that hood is making me nervous.

Cops are utterly worthless when it comes to car theft. Worthless. I had 2 cars stolen in California, 1 car broken into, and the cops are basically like “whatever...we’ll see what turns up but it happens all the time.”

What’s more chickenshit than fucking with a man’s automobile? I mean, don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle. You don’t do it. It’s just against the rules.

I’m sorry. I get sex on my way home? Is this a bad thing? Do I get to pick my “ride”?  

I think you should re-read. He replaced/rebuilt virtually every system for the long term. He used better parts. Things partially worn or known trouble spots were addressed. It was a system reboot. A better initial purchase would have all those same systems in different states of decline. Addressing those issues as…

Hot damn! A well written, well documented piece. Those and other 90s Japanese cars were wildly complicated. You are doing the lord’s work (or Joe Pesci’s work if you’re a George Carlin atheist.) Bravo for putting in the work.

I also wanted to come back and say that this article is awesome. More stuff like this please Jalopnik!

I understand the outcry about the lack of AWD, but I kind of really like that it’s FWD. It’s a throwback to an earlier era, where hot hatches were cars that combined elements that weren’t supposed to work together (economical hatchback + hopped up engine + FWD = party?), were all a bit oddback, and cars were defined…

This thing is EXACTLY what it needs to be, and on the heels of the new NSX it is exactly what Honda needed. The best part is, I can only imagine how many upper management stiffs fought tooth and nail against this thing, lost, and now they will sell every god damned one of them they build, interject some much needed…

I think it’s a lot of fun. Certainly not for everyone for sure, but I’m at least glad Honda, a notoriously conservative brand, is taking risks like this.

Disturbed couldn’t hold Tool’s proverbial jockstrap.

Thanks!! :) I hate to see WSBK get left off since they put on a pretty good season last year. Of course BEIN Sport, I don’t know how many people have access to it which stinks since they have a lot of good motorcycle racing on there - AMA Superbike, WSBK, and MotoGP.

Come on Alanis! You left off WSBK who just kicked off their season opener in Australia at Phillip Island last night (Saturday AUS time) and again tonight race 2 (Sunday AUS time) along with the World Supersport support race. Race 1 for WSBK was cracking, and had a hell of a battle at the front. It was better than…

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

I’m pretty sure that has more to do with dealerships than it does conservatives.

my favorite part is how he did it all with a cig t’ed up in his mouth.

Why must cars now have postage stamps for windows?

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