Honestly, I don’t know. I struggle hard with things like this and I don’t have an answer. Gandhi was a shithole wife abuser. MLK Jr. cheated on his wife multiple times. Jefferson raped slaves and talked about how great the institution was for making money. So-called “great men” cannot keep their fucking dicks in their…

America to Philly: Stop turning dumpsters into cities.

So what they are saying is that if you can fill it up without using a hydrant... game on.

I am so glad that when I was 14 we were still on Internet 1.0

Ryan Reynolds is the person in that pic with the most gravitas, who is obviously cringing inside at being a part of this.

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

Damn there is so much America in this video. Big Gulps, pickup trucks, obesity, flip flops, leg tattoos, road construction barrels, all it’s missing is a gun, and thank heavens it’s missing a gun.

Yeah. It’s this weird intersection of black-and-white moralism with psychologically disordered eating in a socially acceptable guise that acts as a sort of gamma radiation to hulk these people out into total monsters.

Why 51? 52 is just too many?

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

Blech. Sarandon. Rich, white woman wanting revolution that she can watch from another country while she sips on her martini.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

“I regret that I’m attached to a situation that is so evil, and is so vile,” he told Fox News.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

I dnt play them games

It appears she found a real man. Not this fucking loser. He sounds just like my former brother in law, always some excuse for being 50k behind.

What'd I'd like to know is how the mothers of your children were keeping it together all this time.