Brooklyn Nine-Nine is scheduled to air for May sweeps this year, while it didn't last year. That sounds reasonably promising.

Pontillac?

Ugh, that's awful. I'm sorry you suffered that.

I suffer from migraines, but MSG has never affected me.

Regular bay leaves are great. The California bay leaves are way too strong for me.

Yeah, people who think it's bland need to makes some cookies or cake without vanilla. Then they'll learn what bland really means. It's like salt, almost, in the way it rounds out the flavor.

Eh, I'm not sure if there's a cliche about men comforting their ex-girlfriends during manic episodes. That moment was unusually romantic for the show, and was important because it was the first real sign of what would become a defining characteristic of Adam's—his tendency to swoop in and play caregiver. Whereas Jessa…

Yeah. It would be really cliche for it to be pregnancy. There are lots of reasons to vomit, including being deeply upset, which she plainly was.

Chinos are similar to, and often referred to interchangeably with, khakis.

Yeah. And Adam seemed altered his first episode or two of the season as well.

That's kind of bizarre, since Kenya Barris blasted Judd Apatow for his continued condemnation of Cosby.

Murray! His voiceover was adorable.

When my mother took me for my first check-up as an infant, the doctor asked how things were going. My mom said, "We're getting to know each other," which was apparently a huge mistake, because the doctor then tore her up one side and down the other for, I guess, getting to know her new baby? He told her how she was…

Good to know!

No, it doesn't ring true. But I can't imagine any other reason why she would describe him that way multiple times.

There's a lot in the film that contradicts what we've seen in the show—Adam only being rough on Hannah's entreaty, and insisting on being sweet afterward, for instance—but I don't Adam rewriting history, at least not intentionally. He wants Hannah to confirm its truth, so I think that's how he really saw things—or, at…

Yes, he was a surfing instructor. Repeatedly getting his job wrong signals how insignificant he is to her.

Will Farrell's character, too.

Yeah. I would consider him to be a less pathetic Bill Dauterive. Teddy is more upbeat and hopeful than Bill.

The line "I'm especially good at expectorating" comes to me at random moments and makes me snicker. And also want to sing it.