It's my all-time favorite game.

*crosses fingers* Milon's Secret Castle, Milon's Secret Castle…

Leslie Knope would have never voted for such a turtle-looking animal!

To earn more fish, visit the "News" section every day to check the password, then go to the "Other" option, then "Connect," and enter the password. Each day it will give you some free fish, and once you've done that five times, you'll also receive a free can of Ritzy Bitz. Also, for heaven's sake spend money on food.…

The power level has to do with who gets rights to favored toys. If a cat with a 75 power level is playing with/laying on something, he gets to keep on enjoying it rather than surrender it to a cat with a 15 power level.

Honestly, I would have expected Bob to realize it wasn't beef just from looking at it. Admittedly I've never seen horse meat, but raw cuts of beef, pork, and lamb are distinguishable because of the differences in color.

Yeah, that was the most distanced, uninvolving orgy ever.

If you ask for input and then don't take it, things can get ugly.

That was hilarious, but the best part was a Tina-esque sand witch flying by on a broom. Which only merited a brief glance!

Yeah. I hadn't noticed the different coloration until you linked to his appearances below, but I did notice his face seemed different.

Bill safe-wording out at that was awesome.

That was my first thought as well.

If you don't want to seem condescending, don't start a comment with "Here's an idea." That's condescending, whether you intended it to be or not.

That would be a good idea for most recovering addicts, but his PTSD has been presented as far more of an issue for him.

His discovery or not of weed notwithstanding, it's bizarre to me that Jimmy's former weed dealer can't find a steady supply without a prescription.

There are a lot of people who think everything's a disaster if their favorite doesn't win. Which is a pretty cruddy way to judge a season, IMO.

Seal suit! So much more terrifying.

Yes. Speculation may come true, but it's based on the past. Rumor is supposedly based on actual knowledge of what will happen.

I think I'm gonna puke in a bottle if I hear one more word about Jade the undiscovered supermodel.

I'm disappointed in Alaska, but those moments when you're coming undone and can't put on the breaks, despite how mortifying it is, sometimes happen. She's still outperforming everyone in the competition by a huge margin, and I'm judging them on their performances, not on whether I want to be BFFs with them.