What’s the phrase Molly Ivins used once to describe a Texas state legislator...

Sometimes Matt Gaetz is around.

I wholly disagree. Biden is the worst candidate because no one is going to hustle to the polls to vote for a fucking centrist. And if there’s a lesson to be learned from 2016, it’s not Don’t pick another woman because Trump will do the same thing to her. It’s don’t pick a candidate based on something as hollow and…

Totally, we all know Trump will treat Warren like a jerk, so if we nominate someone else I’m sure he’ll be real nice and respectful /s

Your avatar, a paragon of good faith arguments, makes me implicitly trust your unsupported assertion. You are right, I should totally base my primary candidate preference on the inevitable way in which Trump will mock his opposing candidate. Maybe, if I’m super reasonable and vote for someone inoffensive to power like…

“I didn’t think they’d deport my yacht crew!”

Whatabout, whatabout, whatabout.

Pence has all the charisma of mayonnaise. He won't win. He was unpopular, and may have lost re-election, as Indiana's governor. You have to be a particular awful to be a white, Christian, Republican man in Indiana and possibly lose an election.

Impeachment is not about revenge. No one serious ever entertained impeaching let’s say Reagan. Not that he couldn’t have been. He was vaguely cognizant during Iran-Contra, and was a senile dangerous figurehead. But he won a commanding victory and had some plausible deniability from crimes.

If you could only have one, would you fuck off or go fuck yourself?

What is “Forever, as long as we get our conservative judges appointed” Alex. 

New Jersey Rep. Christopher Smith called the reproductive rights movement a “modern-day flat earth society.”

Later on, after Torres delivered her burn, New Jersey Rep. Christopher Smith called the reproductive rights movement a “modern-day flat earth society.”

like he went to fart and a turtle head popped

a visibly agitated Ocasio-Cortez said.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with putting one’s foot in somebody’s ass.

Gamers: We want Triple AAA games, and we want the full likeness of the 20 high-grossing celebrities who played these characters in the billion-dollar MCU franchise, and we want free DLC with it too, and it better be a 90% on metacritic or you can forget it.

Free as in “I paid taxes so my money can be pooled for a better negotiating position. Yo know, so I’m not showing up to a gun-fight with only lint in my pockets.”

Ted Cruz, like that twit Shapiro, want to so desperately (as the kids say) slide into AOC’s DMs.

I was anti-death penalty, but you deserve to be executed for that first paragraph. Shame on you.  The moderators have been notified of your hate speech.