“But that would put a lot of money managers and tax prep places out of business, wouldn’t it?”

I will continue to critique the outward appearance of people I find to be ugly on the inside.

Her dad is dead!!1!1!11!! You can’t be mean to her!!1!!

better behavior starts with never, under any circumstances, making john mccain’s daughter feel bad

“Voting: Meh.”

I didn’t know they did that

And strip them of their Congressional & Senatorial seats, as well as their Electoral College votes?
I’m just saying, people are talking about it all the time. Sounds interesting. 

Private prisons are legal slave plantations. Kansas wants to sell humans to Arizona for their slave factories.

Is Florida Jr. supposed to be better, though? Talk about out of the frying pan, into the fire.

The silver lining for this cloud is that it is painfully obvious that Kansas can not function as a State government. Federalize them and let’s do the same for all of the other, low population, resource draining, and predominantly red states that can not govern themselves and are dragging the rest of us down.

It’d kind of be a win for the inmates because it would mean they wouldn’t have to be in Kansas anymore. 

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

Ah yes. Going to Ireland after meeting the Queen of England and the Royal Family and getting wasted at a pub near a hotel and golf course that has your name on it while it’s all paid for on the taxpayer’s dime.

I dunno if Anna was really shitting on it? I didn’t take it that way, anyway. It felt like light-hearted silliness while I was reading it.

Paraphrased from the first ‘Iron Man’: Speaking from a supremely equipped modern lab about the special power source, “Sir, we just can’t build it.”  Impatient response, “Tony Stark built it in a cave... From a box of scraps!”

The movie had two goals. Both goals were achieved.

You’re that guy, aren’t you. I’ve heard about you.

How was the Ice Cream though? The people must know. 

I agreed to sit through roughly three hours of something I know very little about in exchange for ice cream. This should tell you everything about how I’ve chosen to structure my life.

i love marvel movies and equally love how absurd and pointless and campy they are. this review was a delight!