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scortius the charioteer
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I really never felt it was my place to comment on another persons right to say, just exist and live their life without being shit on by billionaire authors, whose life they affect in zero ways.

or give you his Bud Light.

This happened to us back in like ‘99. We got a nice brand new Camry, trading in our old 4Runner (which we still had payments on). over a month later we get a call to bring the car back in, their finance guy who helped us was apparently fired and they had to “unwind” the deal after promising we were approved because we

lol like we or she will begetting that, or anything else we actually need.

could they possible have a less appealing name?  It rhymes with turd.

Easy A anyone?

From that list? I mean I don’t care about the rock hall, but i’d go with

Hey this is America, if you want to keep your teeth, you have to have a separate, even shittier insurance that covers no actual dental work, and then pay out of pocket for anything other than a checkup.

yeah but he got out before the war.

my dad was like that.  

and say, not get polio.

This gives me The Frighteners vibes, but not as good.

that’s criticism 101.  Apparently no one here takes that course anymore.

Yeah my kid’s a fan as well, he loves the kind of ridiculousness this guy traffics in.

leaving me longing for Dowd

“With language like that, how did you become an Avatar?”

I thought he was more of that bands soundtrack to Ladyhawke, but I might be giving him too much credit.

and don’t forget my fucking coffee, black 2 sugars.  /tosses mug at PA.

I actually love the Christmas episode.  Gives the vibe of those classic Christmas standalone episodes I love from British tv.