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Palestinian Chicken might be one of the funniest episodes of TV ever made.  Holy shit is it good.

Avengers, Infinity War?

I feel like The Departed gets some stick as not being great, it absolutely fucking is.  Perhaps it’s not Scorcese’s great movie, or even in his top 5.  But it’s fucking great.

I wanted to beat the shit out of Jack Black; Scott Caan; Barry Pepper; Jake Busey; ; Jamie Kennedy in that movie.

I dunno dude, Belgium is pretty close.

LOL as if a black teenager would have had right wing lawyers, orgs and pundits fundraising for their cause. They’d have to get a public defender and take a plea deal. Maybe they’d get out in 15-20. But probably not.

The people equivocating about “state lines” and distance from said lines, can fuck off. I live 10 minutes from Tijuana. If I lived right up against the fence, and I went there, I will have “crossed lines”. It does not matter if he lived 10000 miles or 10 inches from the state line. If he didn’t live there, he crossed

Waited for apparently obligatory use of the word “oater”.  Ah right in the description..

I would love to see context for that

Also, he had a face like a pepperoni pizza.

Hello Peter....What’s happening....

yeah, I mean I don’t need to see him, I watched that because Zahler’s movies are so good.  Right up my alley, but he was good in it.  He’s a really good actor when he wants to be.  Too bad he’s a shit person.

Dragged Across Concrete was good.  

my first tech job back 20 odd years ago I had to sit through one of these screeds during orientation at Cox Cable. Meanwhile my wife was over working at Pacific Bell making $6 and hour more to start and paying nothing for insurance because of the union.

Crystelle trying to suppress a titter when Paul gets a “mouthful of nuts” during the technical was my redeeming bit of the week.  We’ll miss you Lizzie you batty wonder kid.

One of the only series I own on Bluray.  Looks fucking magnificent.  Amazing cast as well.

I hate you.

I think Ciaran Hinds is one of the greatest actors out there.  I wish he’s get some meatier roles in stuff like this.

Besides everyone knows it’s actually about the 5 Jew Bankers.

TBH it’s my favorite conspiracy theory. Or it was before the internet ruined conspiracy theories.