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I must say, while watching this episode, the absolute first thing I thought of once the double entendre/title of your sex tape phrases started flowing was your recaps.  As much as this show has shifted from the calm and serene feeling of earlier seasons to the batshit insanity of the Freddy Mercury Head cake (FML I

cannot upvote this enough.  I’ve been using it so long I don’t even know what the net looks like with ads anymore.

I really want George to do well, he seems like a really great guy, his presentation is just continually slop every week.  His flavors must be incredible.

I thought Chigs was actually really consistently good this week, having the sturdiest showstopper certainly helped his case.

Stealing the International Olympic Committee’s press clippings.

So you’re saying the problem is capitalism?

came here for this.  Leaving satisfied.

starring MC Eiht

The Wraith or gtfo.

How has this not happened before now?  I feel like Paul eating a baby is destiny.

He’s such a specific type of late middle aged asshole.

I can’t picture these 2 twats at my beloved Hammers.  Then again, it’s not like it’d be out of line with the club history....

Hot Fuzz is one of my top 10 movies ever.  

well so’s my johnson.

first thing i thought of lol.

I am unable to read an interview with him without hearing it in his voice.

Love this guy every time he shows up. He’s fantastic on Scrubs and Curb as well.  I thought he was absolutely amazing in Luck (as was the whole cast).

Yes it is. I’m only here because I vaguely remember posting on this article and wanted to see if anyone had replied. I did get starred, which I did not receive a notification for. I don’t always get them for replies either. Not that the link would point to the comment anyhow it would just take me to the general

I suppose. I still enjoy it of course. I just feel more tension than I used to watching people who are undoubtedly far more skilled at baking than I being forced to construct ugly monstrosities when they could be asked to do something so much more aesthetically pleasing and less stress inducing. Don’t we already have

I have heard more than one black person refer to Jews as the Black people of white people.