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I think Buzzfeed had an article a couple years back titled “A Decade of trying to make Armie Hammer Happen”  I guess that’s out.

I actively hated his character in the first SS movie.  But I’ve seen him do well in other roles, particularly in Hanna on Amazon.  I’ll give him a shot.

But rises again, harder and stronger...........................OF COCK!

-The AV Club Comments Section

To be fair, I am never mad at someone for landing themselves a plum gig doing something they’re passionate about, however they managed to achieve it.

Yeah we’ll even do it for people IN OTHER COUNTRIES before they do it for Black people here.

among other misspellings in the article because apparently all the copy editors were put to death, as is common these days.

He has played a a large amount of characters who could basically just be described as twats.

What he is, is pretty far up his own ass most of the time.  And a known beater of women.

I would absolutely do this if I had any clout.

Raising Arizona

What were the protagonists superpowers in Road to Perdition or A History of Violence?

In this house, we all follow the West Ham. However, this show rocks. The guy who plays Rebecca’s date has literally been on every show in the UK. Currently he’s recurring on Breeders, where he’s off and on trying to fuck Martin Freeman’s wife.

They’re doing a Behind the Music on 90's VH1.  Attempting to divide by zero.

Christopher Cross approves.

Here we go...

Saw Ghost and the Darkness in theaters and I liked it! Thunderheart is another underrated/forgotten favorite.

I got to see Hal’s Mark Twain Tonight 20+ years ago.  It was amazing.  Would love to have seen Val’s.

to be completely fair, haircuts from the middle ages are universally fucking terrible.

I want you to think about what you did.

I thought they were both good in those things.