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I don’t think TinTin gets enough love.

I liked Hung.  Sue me.  

Yeah but those characters have never even pretended they were anything other than what they are.  And if they do, it’s part of their insane plot that week.

Because he’s Doug Ellin = David Simon.  

The day of the Geechee is also over. 

Yeah, no thanks.

is there Asiago in there somewhere?  It seems to be the go to exotic sounding cheese the last few years.

Deep cut here, but Jack in the Box’s Smoked Chicken, Cheddar and Bacon was a favorite back in high school.  Gone for years now.

I don’t think it does. Ford’s particular brand of righteousness as Ryan really does in both movies, Patriot Games is just ok (despite the presence of Alun Armstrong and a solid cast (Sean Bean getting creatively killed) who I always think should be in more stuff). I think Clear and Present Danger is kinda given short

The Last Detail is one of my favorite of his performances, ever.  

I’d also suggest synthwave if that’s your thing I have a playlist I occasionally add stuff to it’s all that kinda retro 80's cheese stuff. I enjoy it while not really having to pay attention to it.

Hey look it’s one of NAMBLA’s founding members.  Why do all these guys look like this?

I feel like I’ve never read a bad Surface laptop or Book review.  But every time I have to support them, it’s always a fucking endless nightmare.

Look, I love me some McConaughey, but I’m not doing ANYTHING that guy tells me.

This, and it looks great. You do get to stare into Cillian Murphy’s eyes an awful lot.

I thought that was Armin Tamzarian.

Ah, the Oceans 12 effect.  In which a documentary of the actors making the movie would have been infinitely better and more entertaining than the actual fucking movie.

Because of BAAAAAAARNNNNEEEYYYY GOOGLE WITH THE GOOG GOOG GOOGLY EYES.

During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of congress as Barack Obama.

If Melissa McCarthy could stop letting her husband direct and write her movies, that’d be great because he’s fucking awful. I’m sure they love each other or whatever but he’s just the goddamn worst. I need more shit like Spy. Which btw might contain my favorite Jason Statham performance ever.