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this.

Oh fuck that show.

whoever it is, they’ll probably be late.

I graduated HS in 93, so grunge was supposed to be my jam, I fucking hated it. All of it. I grew up with British metal and hair metal, at the time I was listening to mostly hip hop, rave music and britpop.

In the book of bad accents though, I don’t feel they surpass Charlie Hunnam in Green Street as downright awful.

If you look up “shit eating grin” in the dictionary you may see a picture of Dennis Quaid.

LIST FAILS WITHOUT GREAT BALLS OF FIRE FROM TOP GUN.  As soon as the family shows up, you know Goose is going to buy the farm.  This was a brief and terrible respite before he slams his face into the canopy.

Wonderful Christmastime may be the worst Christmas song ever.

How good is Gangs of London, a few people have recommended it to me as a fan of British detective and mystery shows, and British Crime films in general, at least the good ones.  However good it is I’m certainly not going to be paying for AMC+ or whatever.

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Oh man is Mud or Killer Joe McConaughey the best McConaughey.

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I hated him in the Good Shepherd which was the first thing I ever saw him in. I haven’t liked him in anything I’ve seen him in, and I did actually kind of enjoy the first Fantastic Beasts movie, mostly in spite of his weird performance.

oh my god that bit.  I remember reading an interview with Knoxville where he said something like “We’re going to use the same technology Cameron used to make Avatar, and just do the dumbest thing possible with it.”  Or something.  Little did he know James Cameron would also do that.

I’ve tried with them, they just bore me to tears.

STOP MY PENIS CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT.

IF ONLY THE SAME THING WOULD HAPPEN WITH THE OFFICE.  JESUS H CHRIST AM I SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THE FUCKING OFFICE.