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oh my god that bit.  I remember reading an interview with Knoxville where he said something like “We’re going to use the same technology Cameron used to make Avatar, and just do the dumbest thing possible with it.”  Or something.  Little did he know James Cameron would also do that.

I’ve tried with them, they just bore me to tears.

STOP MY PENIS CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT.

IF ONLY THE SAME THING WOULD HAPPEN WITH THE OFFICE.  JESUS H CHRIST AM I SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THE FUCKING OFFICE.

I would’ve liked more Cloak and Dagger, I really liked where that show was going, was sad when it was cancelled.

The Lost Vikings begs to differ.

I have always wondered, why they just don’t make slightly bigger packets.  For instance, I need like 6 ketchup packets at least for my fries.  They usually give you 50 packets it doesn’t matter which restaurant it is.  It’s such a waste.

also, fuck the cops.

One of these people actually got their movie made.

I’m Real is a terrible, terrible song and also Ja Rule is on it.

Full House is the fucking worst.

there is much and more I could say about this, but words are wind.

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I’ll stick up for that movie.  It’s great Trek.

Stating anywhere in a review that a piece of media is not what you wished it to be is nearly always invalid criticism.

Eh, he seems like more a of a healer to me.  

You know what’d make these slideshows even better, is to be able to play every video simultaneously.  Because that’s what happens if you don’t pause before moving on to the next one.

so you’re the one.