I always had a great time imagining Shereen as Nina from Portlandia.

Also I've never met a 6 year old who could manage that intricate rope contraction that held her down in the basement. My 8 year old niece has trouble pouring milk in her cereal bowl.

Yup, me too. Tried to list them as spam but Disqus wanted DIRECT links to spammy posts which just seemed like too much trouble because I am sloth personified.

I love how people who make this argument seem to imply that they believe such an act carries a penalty of instant death by law.

His Pablo Escobar is easily the best thing in Blow.

Yeah well I had it on VHS before having VHS's wasn't cool anymore and therefore became cool.

GoPro zombie was the cleverest of the bunch in that collection, IMO. Safe Haven was so intense that I felt betrayed by the punchline ending, but I may need to just get over it and rewatch.

Oh for sure, I meant I hope specifically that they keep making movies in this series. Ever since I saw Creepshow on tv as a kid I've had a real affection for anthology horror films and regardless of relative quality, these movies hit the spot for me.

I really enjoyed the first one too, especially the one with the haunted apartment and the skype couple. Super creepy.

That's kind of the nature of both found-footage horror and anthology horror, so it stands to reason it would doubly true for this series. This one is abysmal but I hope they keep making them. Everybody craps on them but I feel the short, first-person approach can be an amazing scare delivery system.

I know everybody hates on this movie, but that's also how I saw
Beyond the Black Rainbow. I read somewhere that it
was an "80's slasher throwback" and figured what the hell. Its creeping
weirdness was a fun surprise.

EXTREEEME

But if they get enough likes then God might cure some poor kid's leukemia!
It seems you have a better batch of Facebook people than I because I believe you misunderstood. The like itself is to act as the prayer in these situations. Because God don't have time to listen to all those voice mails.

This never made any sense to me. Did they accept requests regarding method of crucifixion back in the day? Why would they give a shit what he wanted?

"1 like = 1 Prayer—— Only 1 in 4 of you will be brave enough to share!"

No kidding. I'm about to go Whovian style and start replying "Downvoted for the use of Butt Hurt" whenever I see it. Possibly the worst phrase yet gifted to the world by this here internet.

I'm afraid you're right.

Like how he said in one of his "stand-ups" or whatever that when a man gets too drunk at a party attended by Henry Rollins, that means his dick won't work and that Henry Rollins now gets to fuck that man's girlfriend? Because apparently women are obligated to jump on the nearest erection that's pointed at them.

The Holy Grail of Scrabble, that.

It can be two things!