It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

“The Texans went __-__ before crapping out in the Wild Card game in embarrassing fashion last season” is an inevitable truth right up there alongside “death” and “taxes.”

This case is clearly racism. I was looking toward how companies should look toward avoiding getting their names in the press in the future. Perhaps I can clarify.

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMALS ARE NOT SERVICE ANIMALS AND ARE NOT PROTECTED BY THE ADA.

So I guess I’m the only one feeling nostalgic after that little girl in the photo is old enough to enroll in college. And that it’s been three years since we’ve had a sane/non-senile/not-a-total-unrepentant-dick president.

I want all the great things to happen to them because they make the world a better place by being brilliant, beautiful, amazing musicians/performers/people.

Lizzo is my absolutely favorite success story in music of the last like decade. Her and Big Freedia. I want all the great things to happen to them because they make the world a better place by being brilliant, beautiful, amazing musicians/performers/people.

ALSO FUCK YOU TITO stop apologizing and making excuses for this piece of shit shit fuck. HE HATES YOU

This is fucking hilarious and thanks for explaining it, because I was still at the figuring-out stage of saying her name out loud and trying to come up with anagrams.

Now I live nowhere near El Paso (Texas is a big fucking state; I’m SPI) but people here are pissed that Trump is in Texas. It is another chance for me to use the term unmitigated gall; he has an abundance of it after his rhetoric is the cause of this.

These owners really need to stick to sports.

The fact that nobody interjected at all—either to “debate” his point or out of some need to virtue signal their agreement with his point—was the most shocking part of the clip.

Wallace is excellent. And she picks great guest panels.

watching host Nicolle Wallace frozen on the spot, understanding that something big is happening in front of her but seemingly with no idea at all what to do with it, or herself.

FIFY

but only because they ignored the same behavior that they routinely excoriate Trump for.

“Barack Obama isn’t around much these days, having mostly traded in a visible post-presidency platform for Netflix deals,”

Splinter 2017: “Obama was an ineffective leader who catered to centrists and led to the rise of Trumpism with his ineffectiveness at furthering progressive policies.”

Jesus, did Obama run over the Splinter office dog or something?