Dude. Telemedicine is fucking amazing and I do not understand why anyone would hate it. I worked at a Planned Parenthood a few years back, and our affiliate started doing telemedicine abortions on the DL. It was so cool (and I was a little miffed we we’re not included in the program, because we were really close to…

I’d rather just give my number and then block his when I’m safely at home. Of course, if he’s super off the deep end, he could start using other numbers, so..

Yeah, my job (partially) consists of collecting phone numbers in the Midwest, and tons of area codes are not the ones from my state (or even the surrounding states). And when I moved here from Colorado, no one said a peep about my 303 area code.

Giving out a fake number to creeps means we’re losing our humanity? Jesus, be more dramatic.

Bless you for this.

I thought it was more about being awkward af around people you find attractive (can’t make eye contact, try to play cool by pretending you think they do X stupidly, etc.) It’s immature, for sure, but I wouldn’t really classify it as negging.

No, I think a self righteous trash article, followed by a self righteous defense (“Anyone who knows me and my feminism knows that’s absurd and not at all what this piece was about. It’s so sad how vicious people are being when I basically live to make things better for women”) entitles someone to a pile on. Like,…

Yeah, the one that really drove it home for me was the night I got off a 12 hour shift, dressed in baggy scrub pants and a t-shirt, no makeup, carrying a giant bag with a cat in a fancy hat on it, and some asshole in a van asks if he can give me $20 for a bj.

YES. I watched an episode with mine when I was visiting, and OMG I thought my dad and I were going to die of embarrassment. And then my step mom put on a second one.

Boy, that was a missed opportunity.

The Good Place is magical, you bite your fucking tongue.

I finally found one like that, too (and thank goodness, because migraines), but yeah, shady motherfuckers. I worked for one for a few months that had an empty Deep Rock water jug for people to dump their medications in after chiropractic work cured them.

Considering how much American politicians love to barge into doctors offices to “save babies” I am absolutely stunned that they haven’t passed this law (after all, if the pregnant woman dies, so does her baby).

Your job sounds fun. Are you hiring?

I only order frappucinos on my way to work, but I’m never awake before 9am, so... it’s a wash?

Yeah, what a blessing that he got to skip out on being raised in that kind of environment.

And she’s only in high school. Girl could rule the world one day.

Dishes are the first chore I’d hire out, and then laundry, then bathrooms and general be cleaning. Not that I’ve given this too much thought.

We very well could (who knows, ancestry.com is hard), and if we also sat around talk about how *our* ancestors did the immigrating right, unlike all the brown kids trying to stay whose parents didn’t, we’d rightly deserved to be laughed out of the country.

I love my flared jeans, but I have short legs, so they always drag on the ground, which is...less than ideal when it’s rainy and denim sucks up water like crazy. It looks like boyfriend jeans might be just what I need, because I cannot with skinny jeans.