Once again, not asking any men to know anything about makeup. Only asking them to shut the fuck up regarding that which they do not understand, i.e. makeup. Can I say that more slowly for you?

Google says Black Swan.

Men don’t need to study YouTube makeup tutorials, they just need to stop talking about things they don’t understand. Like makeup.

I’m curious why you think it doesn’t cover this hat. The school “must be able to show that [their] action was caused by something more than a mere desire to avoid the discomfort and unpleasantness that always accompany an unpopular viewpoint”. So while this hat obviously (and justifiably) offends a lot of people, I’m…

No one changes over the course of nearly a decade, silly.

Also, makeup exists. Like, hello, we’ve never heard of a woman covering up her black eye with makeup before? It’s basically THE domestic violence cliché.

No, you’re a bad person because you said that a person can bring abuse on themselves, as though that makes the abuser less culpable for the abuse. FFS

“Within a second” - enough time for two men to run into the room, not enough time for one of them to back up “at least 20 feet”. Okay, dudes.

OMG new binge watching goals.

Woah. I just finished the next week preview, and I think I might get my wish? 😨😨😨

Seems like a safe bet.

God, I fucking hate Chad. Such a phony jerk.

Yeah, definitely pass on that. It’s a good show, but my parents and I all inhabit a world where none of does the sex, so watching a show with a lot of it was severely uncomfortable. But that didn’t stop us from watching a second one (because admitting you’re uncomfortable is like admitting defeat).

Yessssssssss! The Madison blaming made me so crazy.

Every time I see Jason Dohring, it makes my day. Did you know he was in Deep Impact? 😍😍😍😍😍

Madison was the target of the roofie. She was a garbage human being, but she did not roofie Veronica.

Can I just pretend to have no personality? So, so pretty.

Looooogan. I don’t care how awful a boyfriend he was (and let’s be honest, he was pretty bad), I love him forever.

Re watching season 2 right now. Dean was kind of a dick early on. Jealous and always yelling at Rory because he was mad at Jess.

I watched Outlander with my parents. It was not fatal, but it was awful.