I love my Tevas. If you want to wreck your body on freakishly high shoes that you can’t wear for more than an hour, go for it, I guess. I’ll enjoy being able to walk without wincing.

I’ve been babysitting since I was a young teenager. I’ve been left alone with more children than I can even remember, many of whom were young enough that they wouldn’t have been able to report me, and somehow I resisted the temptation to molest any of them. I changed their diapers without molesting them. I put them in…

It’s pronounced like Ginger.

Am I the only one who’s going to laugh maniacally if he gets to implant the fetuses and they don’t take?

Yes! Had the same experience when I went to St Martin for my 30th birthday this year. Like, WTF am I ruining my own vacation worrying about what total strangers think of my body (and my hair, holy shit my hair)??

I’m the same way (except much less active and I haven’t had a physical in forever). But IDGAF how many calories are in my dinner, and when I talk about “being good” wrt food, I’m talking about not spending so much eating out/ordering in. My coworkers don’t really know what to make of it. Especially the ones who are…

Justin seems kind of simple, but I would fuck him.

I also hate when people eat my food, so I feel his pain. Currently, all my dates are with the same guy (WHO LIVES/LOVES TO STEAL MY FOOD), so all dates are spent dreading that moment. SRSLY just eat your own damn food.

No one explicitly calls him that, no. But a large number of his fans act as if he is above reproach because that one time, he gave us Buffy. It’s not really understandable that someone who knows better is selling out.

Since he’s the great feminist hope, shouldn’t he know already that you don’t have to “sell out” feminist issues to turn a profit and make something obscenely popular?

I wish Papa John wasn’t such a dick. I miss their garlic “butter".

I did now that my work swihed from Blue Cross Blue Shield to HealthPartners. BCBS said that they cover all methods (pills/patch/ring/IUD/implant) but not all types of pills. Hilariously, they cover like 3 or 4 different versions of the same pill (ortho tricyclen). I wanted to scream, but opted to make them buy Mr an…

WTF? The first place I emailed (on the recommendation of a few friends) was awesome. I’m getting a watercolor cat, and I was expecting something other than excitement and enthusiasm, but that was exactly what I got. I hope you find somewhere cool :)

I wore makeup everyday from middle school until my early 20s. If I forgot to put it on (I am a spacey person), I’d freak out all day. I stopped wearing makeup when I moved to a new state (and had no money for rent, much less the replenishment of makeup), and eventually got to the point where it didn’t even occur to me…

No, it’s still gender specific. When you call a man a bitch, you’re calling him a woman, which is insulting because women are the worst.

I kinda figured he was going to die when they did the 180 on his personality in the last few episodes.

“THEY are the ones that need to be abortions.”

Yeah, I don’t see how this ruling precludes that.

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I am constantly grateful that there was no social media when I was a kid. Jesus, I would have been obnoxious in the most prolific way.