Between the actual performance and the excellent announcing (particularly the correct use of “he couldn’t care less”), this is just fantastic.

I had to laugh out loud at the hellmouth comment. And now people in my office are looking at me strangely.*

I haven’t been the same since Rover left me for that family down the street. I guess the bitterness is beginning to show.

My JRT wags her tail if I smile at her.

We lost ours about 18 months ago. He was completely crazy and so ridiculously full of energy. He would bound off our back deck like he was in a dog food commercial. He had a stuffed quail that he was completely obsessed with; you could show it to him and then place it out of reach. He would spend hours trying to get…

“There would be no Rainbow Bridge for Ollie.”

Ollie is like that friend you enjoy being with so much, but you are also afraid to go out in public with because you know they’ll embarrass you with their extroversion.

To be fair, once they are done gutting the EPA, there won’t be enough oxygen left in the air for ICE-powered planes to fly anyway...

And ladders and shovels and dynamite and bolt cutters and welding torches and pick axes and rock hammers and Rita Hayworth posters and...

I suppose I should be surprised that this dude thinks biological isolationism is even possible in a nation with near 400million people. After all he’s part of the same group that thinks a wall across our southern border is a solid option for stopping people from coming in, in a world where we have planes and boats and…

I’m sorry. I’m 2 1/2 years out. Tamoxifen is giving me hot flashes like you wouldn’t believe. Both breasts. 2 different cancers. Radiation, pain after surgery and lymphedema were the worst. But they gave me some great drugs and I got to take some time off work. The treatments are getting easier and easier. And you…

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I went in for a diagnostic because there was a distinct bulge in my right armpit. Mammo saw nothing. Ultrasound saw ... nothing. Like, the bulge is externally visible, but apparently it’s just the shape of my armpit because 3 doctors looked and there’s nothing IN there.

Goddamn.

Certain sea slugs excrete mixture of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid. Clearly this should be expected to wash off when Bannon takes his annual bath.

He was making acid wash jeans.

This is suddenly seeming like the only real possibility.

That really is the only explanation.

And Rachel Maddow reported he was asked to investigate the Trump Foundation.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We’ve got a winner.

The distinction so many of the online reactions to the dismissals seem to be missing (and that I’m really glad this article makes note of) is that dismissals of this sort are completely normal for incoming administrations (former Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush dismissed similar numbers of US Attorneys),…