As they say, “It’s all just a game until someone gets hurt; then it’s a sport!”

I realize Kelsey’s new, and Megan’s at Jezebel, but you should have had someone show you Deadspin house style for lists. Because this really should have been ranked 1-14, with #13 “Getting hit by a copy of Infinite Jest”.

was in cahersiveen (kerry) for a bit before, during, and after the first match and you really captured how enthralled the nation was. never seen anything like it in the us. here’s main street in cahersiveen adorned in kerry’s yellow & green early one morning a couple days before the first match of final.

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.

From the New Scientist write-up:

No joke here, this type of shit is gonna be dangerous and used by NFL defenders to spread misinformation in the coming years. Gronk is just one of the first NFL-humpers to push this kind of thread; -guess he had to lay the groundwork for some TB12 anti-CTE water

A Patriots fan AND Norwich City?

You left out the biggest story: we (NCFC) had 11 players out with injury or unable to play. Eleven!

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

That was inevitable all along but I didn't expect it to happen so quickly

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

[cue audience hooting and hollering]

I was trying to be all classy in the club and then they were all like "Sir, you are terrifying our guests and you need to leave right now or we are going to call the police"

It’s high time you learn about sabrage, the fine art of popping your bottles with a god damned sword!

“I’m in here putting the Dom Perignon on ice”

only used as a champagne cooler

A toilet under the rear seat cushion?  Who gives a shit?  This guy.

Isn’t the real statesman here Leo Varadkar? After all, he had to break bread with the dreaded Mike Pence!